Category Archives: Humor

Now That’s Punny

Many will question if puns belong int he humor category but here they are.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she’d dye.

Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out.  What a waste of thyme.

An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

This is the tenth and last pun.  I posted these to make you laugh but I guess no pun in ten did.

The Penguins

One day, a police officer pulls a car over and sees the backseat is full of penguins. The officer tells the driver, “You can’t be doing this, you need to take these penguins to the zoo!”

The next day, the police officer pulls the same car over again, and says, “Hey! I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” The driver says, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the movies!”