Show me the Funny #5

Smiles Unlimited readers sent in many funny captions.  Below are the best.

 

 

 

This is the last time I let Carl park the car. Dave

I am NOT paying $12.00 just to park downtown! Carl

This is one good example of when to park your car when there's no other space - Stanley Tweedle

No ma'am, it really wasn't a giant alien playing with the car like a toy. Now if you'll only look into this eye exam.... - Carl

man on right: I wonder what's for dinner tonight. Man left of him: I wonder if that man has insurance.

Notice the two suits on both sides of the car. Maybe they smell "lawsuit." Carl

"So, no need to tell him that he failed the parallel parking part of the test?" Pattie

For sale, late model car, light and energetic, but needs TLC and a new muffler. Carl

Well, Johnson did warn me that I should never steal his parking space again! - Val

What happens when you try to impersonate Evil Kneivel and don't jump far enough! Carl

I guess they really didn't like that guy!

Foldable cars - the wave of the future. Carl

Your honor the landlord said I could only have one parking spot.......

The convertible on the left was the first - and last - 16 cylinder car ever produced. - Carl

For Sale--1 used compact car -- Deborah

No, No. The LEFT petal Dave, the LEFT petal! Your OTHER left! - Carl

Well, he shouldn't have parked in *my* spot!