Show Me The Funny #3

You did it, you sent in your funny sayings for this photo. Below are the best responses from Midweek Smile readers.
Eight Ball, bank off the ten, into the nose pocket. -- Pattie Meyers
"Eight-ball in the corner pocket." -- Carl
"Never sneeze when "Big Ed" is trying to shoot." -- Carl
"CHEW your food before swallowing next time!" -- Carl
"Taste great, VERY filling" -- Carl
What do you mean the pool balls didn't go in the pocket!! -- Heather
Talent night at Dave's family reunion. -- Linda
Sally was a real pool shark, she always had a ball hidden somewhere. -- Donna
Jenny made spare change retrieving lost balls at the pool hall. -- Dan