Hey! You in the back, Gomer, tighten it UP!. We gotta look sharp for the crowd! - Greg Caldwell

Q: How did the ducks cross the road?
A: With their own crossing guard hired by the city after the ACLU, PETA, and
EPA determined it was unconstitutional for migrating animals to not have 24 hour
protected crossing rights. - Andrea

"Oh yea, my boss will really buy THIS excuse for being late!" - Carl

He remembered Mother Goose from his childhood, and just had to stall traffic to hear one of her stories once more. - Andrea

Head `em up! Move em` out! Yee-haw!  - Jeanne

You picked L.A. of all places to migrate to the ocean?!? - Andrea

"And to your right, children, is a Human. Big, strange, and ... well ... let's just move along..." - Carl

Sure! YOUR day is just ducky. But if I get home late, my goose is cooked! - Andrea

Move on Lady or the whole lot of you will be dinner. - Daddy O

This is the last time I book my migration with Price Line. - Jenny

For the last time Jimmy, quit bothering your sister.  We are almost migrated. - Sam

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? - Bob