Show me the Funny #18
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Cop on right: "So the scary giant pig was the mill owner in disguise all
along?"
Pig: "Yes, and I'd have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for
those pesky kids." - Ed Duffy
But officer, I was just on my way to the auditions for Hamlet. - Patricia
The mayor's pork-barrel legislation runs amuck... - Andrea
But I thought we were brothers! - Colleen
Sir, you're under arrest for going wee wee all the way home. - Patricia
Little Pig #3: I nabbed the Big Bad Wolf in self-defense!
Officer: Aw, save it
for the judge, you big ham! - Andrea
I'm sure we'll solve this one, Pigs always squeal. - O. Mott
they're just jealous! - Scott Sauer
But officer, I was just trying to bring home the bacon. - Patricia
Manny, how do we book this guy? Shall the charges read "Pork driving without a license"? - Andrea
DUI? But officer, I only had a couple of snorts. - Patricia
Next on Cops. When pork goes bad. - Tony Nugen
And THIS little pig cried "wee, wee, wee" all the way to the Big House. - Andrea
But officer, I was just on my way to Hog & Das. - Patricia
okay, but can I wear this suit in jail? - Deb
Don't you just hate it when one of our own go bad. - O. Mott
He's on his way to being a pig in a pokey. - Patricia
"It's not for me to say, but I reckon they'll have your badge for this, Porky." - Ed Duffy
