Show me the Funny

Smiles Unlimited readers sent in their favorite captions for the photo. Below are the best answers.

 

 

Can I get a towel over here? - Shannon

THIS little piggy cried CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN! all the way home - Andrea

"I'm clean now, but it's just terrible what the washer did to Charlotte and her web!" - Carl

HOGWASH! - Andrea

Oh my ache'en bacon. - Helen

Stop looking at me, you pig! - Joy

That was fun but may I just be left to drip dry! - Helen

Hey don't look at me...Charlotte made me do it. - Andrea

Rolling around in the mud is easier - your head doesn't hit the little metal bumps in the spin cycle! - Carl

Ahh. That was a nice bath. - Helen

"That wasn't very funny!" said Wilber to the prankster cow. - Carl

Hey baby. Ready to go for a spin with me. - Helen

Is your child a pig? Clean up after 'em at Super Suds! - Andrea

Rub-a-Dub-Dub I'm havin a scrub - Ms Charlie

Okay, me all kosher now! - Rabbi Stuart

I never thought it'd be THIS hard to be a pet! I want my mud puddle back!!! - Kaycee

The laundry? It's a real boar... - marguerite

honey did you get me the dog i wanted...
uhh you meen hog...
(honey) what a hog...
(boyfriend) wait no i got you a dog i need to do the wash - gina and jess

That's what ya get when they pick a pig as a pet instead of a dog.
Ya gotta have a bath once a month whether ya need it or not. - Kaycee

Ummmm. Excuse me. I think you forgot the fabric softener. - Helen

Have a good wash with me! - Joy

I'll show you! I'm headin' for the first mud puddle as soon as you let me outta here!!! - Kaycee

Modern Agricultural Proverb: A hog in the washer is worth two in the sty. - Andrea

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh. I feel so clean!!!! - Tori Maloney

EXCUSE ME! Old MacDonald did NOT have a laundromat! - Fryin Bacon

you forgot to turn on the wash so i did for you...CRASH!!! oops.. there goes your birthday gift - jess and gina

We tested Oxy Clean against new Tide with Bleach on Farmer Joe's prize pig,
Bertha. Oxy Clean removed pig slops, iodine...and nothing else.
Tide with Bleach got out EVERYTHING. (Bertha was originally pink...) - Andrea

Wait till you see how fluffy I get in the dryer! - Carl

Can you hear me now? - Ruanju

"Pigs in a blanket" takes on new meaning at Super Suds. - Andrea

Am I clean Yet? - Ruanju

Vain as he was, Wilbur didn't mind doing laundry at all. Just jump in, and out comes cleany-piggy! - Carl

"Hey, you told me to clean up my act.." - Anon.

 


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