This 26 inch saw was painted with acrylic paint. I wanted something represent my home state and the state bird is the cardinal. So I did this saw. It was a gift to a friend.
Arresting Water
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: Solid, liquid, and gas.
Direction – Jimmy Dean
I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
– Jimmy Dean
The Swan
Wanted to do something on canvas and decided a swan on the pond under the moon would look nice. I gave this item to my mother as she liked it.
Christmas Fairy Lights
For Christmas gifts this year I painted silhouettes on Mason jars and put fairy lights inside. The painting of the silhouette was not difficult as I taped it inside the jar and traced with the paint. A little DIY that you can do also.
Now That’s Punny
Many will question if puns belong int he humor category but here they are.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she’d dye.
Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
This is the tenth and last pun. I posted these to make you laugh but I guess no pun in ten did.
Action – Norman Vincent Peale
Action is a great restorer and builder of confidence. Inaction is not only the result, but the cause, of fear. Perhaps the action you take will be successful; perhaps different action or adjustments will have to follow. But any action is better than no action at all.
Norman Vincent Peale
My first Saw – The Eagle
This was my first saw that I painted. An eagle flying over some mountains. I painted it with acrylic paint on a 15 inch saw blade. I have it for sale for $60
Politics – Donald Trump
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government.
Donald Trump
The Penguins
One day, a police officer pulls a car over and sees the backseat is full of penguins. The officer tells the driver, “You can’t be doing this, you need to take these penguins to the zoo!”
The next day, the police officer pulls the same car over again, and says, “Hey! I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” The driver says, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the movies!”