Many will question if puns belong int he humor category but here they are.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she’d dye.
Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
This is the tenth and last pun. I posted these to make you laugh but I guess no pun in ten did.