Now That’s Punny

Many will question if puns belong int he humor category but here they are.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she’d dye.

Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out.  What a waste of thyme.

An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

This is the tenth and last pun.  I posted these to make you laugh but I guess no pun in ten did.

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